A long shot, but:
Any folks I know have a little cabin or something out on the Olympic Peninsula? My partner and I are are trying to get out there, and it's proving difficult!
@neauoire @helveticablanc sadly I don't - my coworker who is moving from Seattle to the Peninsula I believe is moving aboard his boat in the process, and he's the only one I know who does or plans to live out there full time. I only go for nature treks.
I assume you've looked on https://olympic.craigslist.org/search/apa and nothing quite fits the bill? (indeed looks like pretty slim pickings...)
OlyPen is super rustic and old school - might have to go drive around and look for For Rent signs or town corkboards
@helveticablanc maybe @klardotsh might know someone?