I’ve just received a message “log into Facebook with one click” (I haven’t in months). I misread it as “let go of Facebook with one click”. I’m very disappointed.
“We noticed you're having trouble logging into your account. If you need help, click the button below and we'll log you in.”
I don’t need help. I love your condescending tone that assumes logging in is something I naturally need and should look for, Facebook. You sound like an abusive ex.
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