Balloon lumpfish.
"A species of lumpfish native to the Northwest Pacific. This fish has modified pelvic fins, which have evolved into adhesive discs (located ventrally, behind the pectoral fins); it uses these discs to adhere to surfaces."
@rek Too cute! They remind me of those stress-relief martians that you squeeze and their eyes bug out
@rek Their face expression tells me they either want headpats or to collectively feast on your soul like piranhas for stumbling upon their den, idk