I feel weird asking this, so I'll ask it as bluntly as possible:
I have TWO WEIRD QUESTIONS for the people of Japan! Can somebody ask them for me? Is that weird?
The first one is fun and stupid: does this string of katakana hide any meaning, read in either direction, starting from anyplace?
It's the glyph sequence in the green code in the Matrix sequels. Based on how much the Wachowskis' marketed the trilogy in Japan, they might have hid something for us to find.